"What is a boo? Is it like a buddy"
—Reasons why Blake Shelton is an adorable human being who everybody should love (via mlranda-lambert
"'Lo triste no es morir. Lo triste es no vivir intensamente'"
"I don’t drink Sangria. I’ve tried it, but I don’t really like it. Robbie Fowler told me the other day that I had been in Liverpool for three years now, so I was officially an Englishman and they should change the chant to: “Luis Garcia, he likes to drink beer.” …I don’t drink beer either."
"I have always said that a striker scores a goal but not every goal is scored by a striker. A goalkeeper can make a mistake which is a goal, but every goal still goes past him and you have to accept that."
"Gerrard got a bit nervous didn’t he [laughs]!"
—UEFA’s Man of the Match, Alberto Moreno, being a cheeky little shit. (via lishsterical
"For Agger, there are only two clubs in this world: Liverpool FC and Brøndby IF. Both of them are literally inscribed onto his body. Again, Agger could have gone to Napoli this year or Barcelona last year, but he chose – quite sensationally – Brøndby in Denmark. Why? Because money didn’t matter to Agger. But feelings did. And they are the kind of feelings we don’t see anymore in the world of professional soccer. Feelings of loyalty and belonging, but also of pride and happiness."
"Xabi Alonso gave me some top advice, really. I had a chance to sit down with him at the time of the Super Cup Final against Real Madrid as I was still a Sevilla player then. So we had a chance to chat prior to the final in Cardiff. He told me how much I would enjoy it and how much fun it was to play in this league. Any team can beat any other team and no game is a guaranteed win. It was valuable advice from him. He said I could end up staying here for a very long time."
—Alberto Moreno seeking Xabi Alonso’s advice on moving to Liverpool (x
"It’s disgusting. “I have a right to your naked body or images that you’ve sent to your husband, or lover.” It’s disgusting. It’s this violent, abusive violation of womanhood—of divine womanhood. It’s violent, and it’s misogynistic, and it’s revolting…..There’s a guy now taking these pictures and putting them up in an art gallery. What fucking right does he have to do that? It’s absolutely revolting."
—Andrew Garfield on the stolen private pictures of female celebrities (x
There are many young girls that inspire to be this woman, and rightfully so. There is not another Carrie Underwood and there never will be…This woman’s heart is amazing. Some of you will never even get to see [it] on a personal level and we were just blessed enough to get share a little bit of our life.
This award is unprecedented achievement in the industry and everything that she’s done. Everybody knows everything she’s done. Music, acting, musicals, gave us another reason to watch football. So the recipient of the Gene Weed Special Achievement Award, Miss Carrie Underwood.
—The Swon Brothers present Carrie with the Gene Weed Special Achievement Award at the ACM Honors (via queen-underwood
"Thank you guys first and foremost for that. I was getting misty eyed sitting in the audience. That was beautiful. Of course I would like to thank the Academy of Country Music for this. Please know that I am just that— I am thankful. I am thankful to the Academy, they have always been so good to me. Whoo, I don’t know why, I’m still misty eyed. I’m thankful to country music because it has always throughout my entire life been so good to me. *starts to cry* — Sorry! That’s weird! Um, thank you— I had all kinds of stuff to say, you guys, and it’s all gone! Thank you to my family and my husband tonight, very supportive and wonderful to me. I have the best team in the universe - *still crying* - and I feel like I don’t get enough chances to thank them publicly. And you and I have been together for over 9 years and I don’t know what I would do without you. *sniffs* I just really really want you guys to know that I am so honored and I’m so thankful and I’m so lucky and I’m so blessed. And congratulations to everybody here tonight being honored! The songwriters and musicians and I’m so happy *inaudible squeaks* What is wrong with me?! God bless you guys! Thank you so much for this! I will honor it and treasure it forever, thank you!"